Meaning of Phrases used in E-mail

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and what they really mean !
1. For your kind information, please (FYI).
Meaning : I don?t know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2. Review and Comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty job so that I can forward it.
3. Copy to.
Meaning : Share the headache.
4. Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence has been lost and I am trying to locate it.
5. Please discuss.
Meaning : I don?t know what the hell this is, so please brief me.
6. Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.