Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Datarates provided by your body !!

Everything has the formula. How about the human body? Here is the one for human male penis…
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec

And here is a conversation explaining the calculation I guess :)

1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms. On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
Sweet
DoS attack!!!
a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
11 men would give 17 petabytes/secComment:

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